Question by : can a neo nazi ethically date a Jewess?
As a committed white supremacist, I look on in total disgust and partial arousal at all the white women who are shamelessly going out with black men. This has led to the downfall of our race, the loss of their honor, and an entire genre of mid-budget pornography. We’re already losing our jobs to Mexicans, women, and a general lack of appreciation for prison-grade neck tattoos in the retail industry.

Well, this is one white man who won’t stand for it anymore. If they’re going to steal our women, we’re going to steal theirs! So, I went to Best Buy to ask out that hot ***** chick who works behind the tech counter (last year we tried to beat her up because we thought she was in the Nation of Islam, but it turns out she just dresses like that because she’s in the Geek Squad department). She turned me down, but she told me her girlfriend has a straight sister who is unattached and actively looking for a long term relationship. I asked if this single girl was also a dirty mud person, and it turns out she’s Jewish.

Flash forward to the Maryland Parkway Applebee’s in Las Vegas, and my first date with a filthy Kike Hebe. It went like this:

“So…I don’t normally do blind dates. When Karen said she knew somebody, I was all like, I dunno, these things usually don’t work out, you know?”

“I’m a committed white supremacist.”

“That’s interesting. What do you do for a job?”

“Huh? Oh, I’m a wedding photographer. I spend most of my professional time exerting tremendous willpower to not suddenly express my disapproval of mixed race relationships via enraged screeching and throwing rented chairs.”

“Wow, that’s really amazing. I’m really interested in marriage. I mean weddings! I mean, you know, not me, I mean, you know, but…family is really important to me. I’d really like to have children. I mean, you know, when we’re ready. When I’m ready.”

“Your nose isn’t as big as I thought it would be.”

“That’s really sweet. I like your vintage glasses.”

“Thanks. I’d wanted them to make me look like Heinrich Himmler.”

“They’re cute. So…where do you live?”

“I live in a desert compound with nine other men, our stockpile of semi-legal small arms, some amateur-trained attack dogs, and a seasonal meth lab.”

“Oh. I still live with my parents, but I’d love to get my own place. You know, when I’m ready.”

“I thought all of you Jews had money. Don’t you control all the media and banks?”

“I work at Kinko’s.”

“I’m doing this for revenge. I’m tired of lesser races befouling clean white women, so I’m spite-dating minorities.”

“I’m thirty-six years old and I want a baby.”

“Well… I think your people are a scourge on the world and are responsible for all the wars in human history.”

“I think honesty is important in a relationship.”

“Um, okay. Well, I guess let’s just lay it out on the table, and see how we feel.”

“Okay. I don’t really like your glasses. They don’t make you look like Heinrich Himmler, they make you look like John Lennon with leukemia.”

“Fair enough. I believe the holocaust was faked using a combination of hypnosis and secret mass corpse-cloning labs inside the hollow earth, and their are six million Jews hiding in the suburbs of Poland.”

“I don’t care if you arent’ circumcised, but if my mother asks I’m going to say you are.”

“Um, alright. I’m going to tell my friends that you’re German-Irish and that you gave me a handjob in the parking lot.”

“You’re an ignorant racist asshole.”

“One of your **** is noticably larger than the other.”

“I can’t believe you brought me to an Applebee’s for a first date. Did you just get your driver’s license?”

“If you’re expecting a Jewish wedding, you better be ready to suck harder than a ten minute drum solo.”

“Just get the check.”

“Oh…oh, ****.”

“What?”

“I forgot my wallet.”

“Its fine, I have my purse.”

“No, no, if we’re going to make this work, I should pay. Beside, you’ll leave an embarassing Jewish tip.”

“I tip plenty, you pasty bigotted ****. Anyway, how are you going to pay, you don’t have your wallet.”

“Okay…I heard one time a restaraunt gave this guy a free meal when he found a human thumb in his food.”

“Where the hell are you going to get a human thumb?”

“I’ll cut mine off. They can sew it back on at the hospital next door.”

“You’re going to mutilate your body to avoid paying for a meal? My parents are going to love you.”

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